U know how in winter it gets so cold and u think u will never be hot again and in summer it gets so hot u think u will never be cold again I think that is how it is with ur feelings like when u r sad u think u will never be happy and when u r happy u think u will never be sad. But u will be hot again and u will be cold again and u will be sad again but most of all u will be happy again
I bought my friend an elephant for their room.
They said “Thank you.”
I said “Don’t mention it.”
Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?
This joke makes me so angry
Never stop learning about your partner. Never lose that wonder that made you want to get to know them initially because we are constantly growing as individuals.
sometimes i start typing a post and then i think “shut the fuck up” and cancel it
i want to sit on a kitchen counter in my underwear at 3 am with you and talk about the universe
okay lets go get married
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
yeah if I could be this type of person instead of a fuckin doormat that’d be tight